There is no text I can add to this to make it any more awesome:
It’s May 1st, you know, in case you haven’t checked a calendar in, well, ever. And we all know what that means . . . my birthday’s only nineteen days away!
Oh, also there’s this because sign language is awesome:
If you don’t know who Kid President is, you are seriously missing out. Also, everyone absolutely must watch this:
Uschi isn’t really the type to wallow in grief, but even so I thought she could use some new friends to help her get past her recent loss. Let me be the first to introduce you Mr. Hedgehog and Mr. Octopus. They say that dogs tend to look like their owners, but no one ever mentions how they look like their toys. Oh, also there’s a red thing that vaguely resembles a ball.
Here, have a video:
I apologize for the state of my house with regard to the dog hair. Believe it or not I did vacuum this morning, but someone is still blowing her coat like it’s an Olympic event.
EDIT: By dint of Uschi, Mr. Hedgehog is now mute. It took her roughly an hour and a half, though, her time has been evenly divided amongst many other toys and a quick nap.