Apparently somewhere in the world a butterfly flapped its wings and caused the world to shift on its axis because on the heels of my utter disappointment comes an announcement that actually makes me think DC isn’t totally worth giving up faith on: Teen Titans GO! is coming to TV next year! (Coincidentally I just finished a full rewatch of the original series.)
Anyway, must pick my jaw up off the floor and get on with the day. I expect I’ll be humming the theme in expression of my shock and joy.
EDIT: Fixed article link.